Apr 10
0

Great Invention

Unfortunately, I saw what day it is today.

Apr 10
0

Easter Party

It’s the Thursday before Easter – so a Peekaboo party must be on…

Oh no – not anymore!

Mar 10
0

Busy in Paris

Did the Eiffel Tower with Lisa and went up the Champs d’Elysees!
Planning on going down the catacombs tomorrow! 😉

Mar 10
0

Seal vs Penguin

No contest.

Don’t look if you’re squeemish!

Mar 10
0

That’ll be £1 please

Went to PoundLand to get some “quality” de-icer for the car.
After paying, I heard the guy behind me ask the cashier:

“How much is that?”

Classic.

Feb 10
0

Lisa’s running the London Marathon

Running is hard. Running over 26 miles is hard.

God knows then, why anyone would want to run the London Marathon, but that’s exactly what Lisa’s doing!

It’s for a good cause – Breakthrough Breast Cancer – so please donate via her JustGiving page. Give as much or as little as you want, but please give – every little helps.

Feb 10
1

Wash and Go

– Take two bottles into the shower?
– I just wash and go!

– Take two cups of water into the toilet?
– I just piss and go!

Please, please, please can someone explain why the asian kids at college take cups of water with them into the cubicle.

Current guesses are that they’re used as ashtrays, they get thirsty, or the burn down below is too much! Some crazy stuff is going on.

  1. Spencer says:

    Apparantly the water’s for cleaning their “bits”… See wudu for more info. Still not sure how they manage to do it in the cublicle, but I don’t want to think about it too much!

    Thanks to Euan for finding out and Kram for confirming. I guess the original thought of “Wash and Go” was more appropriate than I thought!

Feb 10
2

Not on a school night

NOT going out drinking again.  Well, not on a school night anyway!  😉

  1. Lisa says:

    Lightweight!

  2. Spencer says:

    I think it was something I ate! 😉