I’m on my way to work; I turn around the corner by Forest Hill train station, stop as there’s traffic and next thing you know – BANG a car goes into the back of me.

To make it worse, it’s a driving instuctor from Red driving school. Yes, the instructor, not a learner.

If any of you are interested – I wouldn’t take lessons from a Mr Hassany Ahmed.

We pull over and exchange details, so that’s all good. Just don’t need this hassle though.